so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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