I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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