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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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