i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We are two peas in an std pod
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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