She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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