Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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