whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just pynch a tree in the face
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize
