what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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