help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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