Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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