This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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