What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
