When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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