My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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