The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i believe in u and ur pee
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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