In the future we'll all be gay
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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