you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Randomize
