you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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