It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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