Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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