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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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