i'm signing you up for texting rehab
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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