He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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