Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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