Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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