good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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