It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
ok first of all what the fuck
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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