sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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