is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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