Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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