hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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