The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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