Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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