Fuck appropriateness.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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