The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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