you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
are you so shy because you have an std?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize