That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
it's like iHOP with fire
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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