i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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