everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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