I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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