And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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