i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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