It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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