i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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