Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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