There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I am available for nakedness
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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