She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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