Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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