I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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