Kiss
Puke
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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