You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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