It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I am available for nakedness
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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