She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
